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Our Thoughts and WritingsAm I the only one who thinks about becoming a mother all the time? Am I the only one who constantly runs a list of potential names through my head? Am I the only one who after day 10 of my cycle: stops doing sit ups at the gym? stops drinking coffee? stops going to tanning appointments? stops cleaning the litter box? obviously avoids smokers at all costs? Am I the only one who drinks orange juice like it’s going out of style? Am I the only one who looks at every body change like it’s a sign of pregnancy? every hot room is a hot flash... every gas pain is a cramp... getting up quickly used to be a head rush, now it’s nausea or dizziness... no signs is also a sign... Am I the only one who can’t read an ovulation test if my life depended on it? Am I the only one who can’t remember to take my temperature before I get out of bed? Am I the only one whose boss thinks she has a terminal illness from all the time of I’ve taken off for appointments? Am I the only one who comes dangerously close to buying adorable children’s clothes? Am I the only one who actually bought a Dr. Suess book? Am I the only one that will slap the next person that says “Don’t worry, it will happen”? Am I the only one who’s scared? Am I the only one who should buy stock in home pregnancy tests? Am I the only one who looks at children like kids look at candy? Am I the only one that can cry at the drop of a hat from the onset of my period to any possible conception?
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