Humor

Things to do during the 14 days of Hell.

1. Write your Christmas cards.
   
2. Stand in the line at the PO for 2 hrs waiting to buy stamps for your cards.
   
3. Spend an hour sticking the stamps on the envelopes.
   
4. Write more Christmas cards to the people you have forgotten the first time.
   
5. Spend another two hours at the PO buying more stamps.
   
6. Buy Christmas presents.
   
7. Wrap presents.
   
8. Unwrap presents, you forgot to put the gift tags on, so you need to figure out what's what, and who's who.
   
9. Put up the Christmas tree. This should take a day, first you need to find the decorations and untangle the light hubby kindly put away for you last year.
   
10. Make a Christmas pudding. It's easy, just follow the instructions. (written in Chinese)
    
11. Clean the house. You can't have a dirty house with all the relatives coming to trash the place on Christmas Day.
    
12. While cleaning out hubby's undie drawer you notice hubby wears size 100 boxer shorts now not size 90. So you need to take the new size 90 boxer shorts back to Target and exchange it for a size 100.
    
13. More shopping - you don't have enough food to feed all the people coming on Christmas Day.
    
14. Surprise! Day 14 has arrived!

by LYNNE HO